Saturday, August 20, 2016

Henry the fibreglass Pig going home

Henry the fibreglass pig will soon be back home at the Unicorn Pub in Calgary after a fat basterd patron removed the ornamental porker last week. Late Thursday evening, Henry appeared on the loading dock of a local radio station.
Early Sunday, approaching last call, Henry was removed from the Stephen Avenue establishment. The Unicorn Pub appealed on social media for the safe return of the decoration that had been a fixture of the business for years.

Henry turned up on the CJAY92 loading dock sporting a Hawaiian shirt and a note that read: “Hey Guys! Just went on a vacation. No need to panic! Just a pig looking for a party! Had a wicked time! P.S: The guys with me was jacked! NOT heavy set!”