Crook 'butt dials' Hall of Infamy
Anthony Burrell had a butt-dialing mishap. Burrell and two of his criminal friends broke into a house in Roswell. Then he accidentally called 911. While emergency services was listening in Burrell had plenty to say “Yeah, we picked up this fucking TV set, got ahold of it and we got it out of the house,” During the next 45-minutes, Burrell provided a virtual roadmap of his criminal activity. He told the location of the burgled home, how the three evaded the cops and a list of items stolen. Roswell police were able to track the confession to Burrell using his cell phone number and the trio were arrested.
On March 19th, 2015, Deputies listened to a thirty-four minute long cellphone which lead them straight to Kyle Scott James and Jaramie Jason Ites who were doing a B&E while Jessica June Friedrichs was waiting inside their get-away car.
Dean Brown (left) and David Fanuelsen (right) are facing felony grand theft charges after confessing to planning and stealing expensive chainsaws from their employer. How were they caught? One of the crooks “butt-dialed” their boss — not once, but twice.

The “butt-dialed” calls went to the duo’s boss who overhead the two men discussing stealing tools from a construction site. Concerned about his equipment, he drove to the site and discovered his trailers had been broken into. A second call to his cell phone from Fanuelsen went to voice mail. The voice mail message reportedly featured the two crooks planning how they were going to pawn the saws after stealing them.
Jason S. Hamielec, 29, and Brian A. Johnson, 28, couldn’t stop talking about their thievery after lifting a bunch of DVDs and computer games from a Target store. They yakked, jawed and chortled inside their getaway SUV for 54 minutes, bragging about what they stole, describing the vehicle they were in, and chatting about where they might get the best prices for the stolen merchandise.

When then the pair pulled into a parking lot near the Video X-Change, the cops were waiting. Both men were dumbfounded by how police knew exactly where they would be.
Scott Robert Esser has been indicted on burglary charges after police say he dialed 911. Police say they heard Esser and an accomplice talk about breaking into homes, emptying drawers and stealing goods. Esser was indicted on burglary, theft and other charges after police found jewelry, electronics, $11,300 in bonds and a handgun in his car.

Lawan Sanders and his girlfriend Charity Fournier had a bad day when they tried to sell drugs. A 911 call came through, and police were able to hear their plans to break up their large stash of hash and sell their pot in baggies. A few minutes later, cops rolled up in an unmarked car and placed the pair under arrest.

Bad Mothers in Mugshots
June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo's mother, was arrested in 2008 for theft and contempt of court.
Humble, Texas police arrested Sandra Grohman, 29, on April 22, after a witness reported that she appeared drunk and had tipped over a stroller near a busy street, causing her one-year-old to fall out.
61-year-old Lottie Mae Stanley, received a nine-year prison sentence after being convicted of bank fraud in 2004. She used “her 13-year-old daughter to gain trust and further confuse young bank tellers into releasing account information.”
Michael LaPlant, traffic in methamphetamine
Matthew Henline, aggravated assault
Terrance Gaultney, theft
Veronica Rodriguez was booked in Hillsborough, Florida for drunk driving
Gabrielle Hill was arrested for possession of illegal drugs
Toni Lee Hopkins was arrested for violating statutes governing sexually oriented businesses
Melissa Miller, 41, was arrested for reckless driving after officials in Fort Pierce, Fla., clocked her doing 100 mph in a 30-mile zone. She told authorities God told her to drive that fast.
Levi Daniel Staver was arrested for the fatal stabbing of his 76-year-old grandmother while she sat at her kitchen table during breakfast. He claimed the"Archangel Michael" made him do it.
Levon T. Sarkisyan broke into a Connecticut home and smashed statues and furniture, because he claimed God told him to do it.
Outlaws member Shannon Storey, 40, and a group of Outlaws cut off patches representing the Hells Angels motorcycle gang from a man’s denim coat and forced him to remove his vest and T-shirt.

Paul Wenzel, 33. The men were found with loaded handguns, knives and the victim’s clothing in their truck.
Bandido Nicholas Povendo, 33, was arrested on a murder warrant in connection with a fatal shooting at a Fort Worth bar.
Mickey Rourke was arrested in November 2007 by Miami Beach police whilst driving his Vespa scooter and charged with DUI.

Former beauty queen and law student Kumari Fulbright was charged with the kidnapping and torture of her ex-boyfriend.

Nick Nolte was arrested by the California Highway Patrol for DUI on September 11, 2002.
Alan Dale Lee, 45, came to the attention of officers in Florida when he was arrested for aggravated battery.
21-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon was arrested for DUI and assault after he drove his car onto a sidewalk, hit a parked car, then attempted to strangle his girlfriend when she tried taking the keys from him.
19-year-old Hannah Sabata of Stromsburg, Nebraska was arrested for a bank robbery and car theft after she uploaded a video to Youtube announcing she had robbed a bank and stolen a car.
45-year-old Tonya Ann Fowler of Winder, Georgia called 911 after seeing her mug shot on the cover of “Bad and Busted”. As a result, she was charged with unlawful use of 911 and disorderly conduct.
Patrick Francis Brooks was arrested and taken to the Shasta County Jail in California on charges of burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery, and violating the terms of his parole.
Palm Beach handyman Charles Richardson fell — face first — onto the roadway as he listened to a police officer’s instructions for a road sobriety test. The 67-year-old’s injuries were so severe that he was rushed to the hospital without completing his tests. He was charged with DUI.
23 Year old Frank Sinatra
Ozzy Osbourne: breaking and entering.
Mick Jagger – Drug possession
Alysa Bathrick, 18 became Internet famous when she posted her own mug shot from a drug bust.
Meagan Simmons, 28, in a 2010 booking photo for DUI. Dubbed the "hot convict" she has filed a lawsuit against a website for using her mugshot in its ads without permission.
Lindsay Lohan's mugshot released by Santa Monica Police in 2007
Christopher Tolle broke into an animal hospital.
Curtis Michael Regulus was sentenced to two years in state prison for rubbing his crotch up against a 14-year-old girl on a bus.
Phil Spector
Arrested for ninth DWI charge: Luciano Gutierrez, 66, of Temple, Bell County.
Michael Sherman, 25, of Vero Beach, Fla., was arrested after investigators showed up at the crime scene and followed a trail of coins leading straight to his home.
Miss Teen Louisiana 2008 Lindsey Evans was stripped of her title after being arrested for theft and possession of marijuana.
Aryan Brotherhood member Stephen Sanders pleaded not guilty to resisting arrest and criminal mischief. According to police, Sanders’ mother came to the police station telling officers that she had ordered Sanders to move out of her house. He reportedly became angry, telling his mother that “he would have his Aryan brothers burn her house down.”
John Balmer was arrested wearing a T-shirt claiming 'I have drugs' after Pasco County Sheriff's Office found methamphetamine when he was searched at a Kmart store in Hudson, Florida
Pablo Escobar. At the height of his power he controlled 80 per cent of America’s cocaine trade and was the seventh-richest man in the world.
74-year-old Frances Richards was charged on one count of burglary and another count of theft.

Despite it being her fourth arrest in five months Rhonda Harrison looks surprised to be having her picture taken.
Maria Magobet ordered lunch meat and cheese from a deli counter, then left the store without paying.
75 year old Warren Donald Wimberly of Ocala, FL. An officer met Mr. Wimberly in Scott Springs Park after receiving complaints of sexual activity. According to the police report Wimberly was walking with an undercover officer when he was quoted as saying “I’m not packing much. Are you?” With that Wimberly proceeded to drop his pants and expose himself. He was promptly arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs.

Alicia Guastaferro was busted in Pembroke, N.Y., for prostitution.
Jaclyn Handlow, who was booked on a charge of resisting an officer-obstructing without violence.

Mugshot of Charles Mischke, San Francisco. 1912

Jimi Hendrix was arrested in Toronto for possession of narcotics on May 3, 1969.

Steven O’Bryant of Knox, Indiana was arrested and charged with four counts of child molestation.

Eric Butkiewicz was arrested after Independence Day for allegedly dealing drugs.
James David Gray was charged with his fifth DUI when police in Ocala, Fla., pulled him over for driving drunk on a lawnmower.

Lee Hazen Williamson was arrested when he allegedly exposed his genitals.

64-year-old Dennis Lalime lost control of his car at about 2 a.m., struck multiple trees and rocks before coming to a rest.
Michael Miller was arrested for failing to appear in court.

Elizabeth Athenia Progris, from whose “genital area” a bag of generic Xanax tumbled while she was at the Martin County jail.

Police in Pompano Beach, Fla., found Tracy Mabb naked at a busy intersection.
Cesar Sanchez was arrested in full make-up and clown outfit at an Atlanta night club.

Mesa Hells Angel Kevin Augustiniak was found guilty of murder.

Ellis Howard Schindler was one of the Myrtle Beach Hells Angels arrested in "Operation Red Harvest"

Hell's Angel Paul Eischeid evaded US Marshals for eight years. He is accused of the 'grisly' murder of a woman who insulted fellow Angels at a party in 2001 as well as drug trafficking offences.

David Bowie was arrested in Rochester, NY in 1976 on a felony pot possession charge.

Al Pacino Date: January 9, 1961 Location: Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

Macaulay Culkin

Justin Bieber was charged with resisting arrest without violence in addition to drag racing and DUI. Police also say the singer said he had consumed alcohol, smoked marijuana and taken prescription drugs.

Sid Vicious, bassist for the Sex Pistols, was arrested by New York police for the October 1978 murder of girlfriend Nancy Spungen. Sid's subsequent drug overdose spared him the indignity of a homicide trial.
33-year-old Florida resident Gabriel Harris was charged with resisting arrest with violence after refusing to leave a New Smyrna Beach Taco Bell at 3 a.m. on a Sunday, after employees refused to serve him because he was attempting to order in the drive-thru on a bicycle.

Bill Gates was arrested in December 1977 in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Jesse James Thomas, 55, of Sacramento. Police said an officer was sitting in his car when a man dressed in a sombrero and boxing gloves jumped on the hood and began to shout his own name. He ran away but was identified later, still wearing one boxing glove.

Jeremy Meeks, the California man whose mugshot became a web sensation for those admiring his male-model good looks, has been sentenced to more than two years in prison on a gun charge.
Alvida L Owens DOB: 12/13/1956. Charge: Possession of Meth, Possession of Marijuana and Drug Paraphernalia.

Alvida Owens has been arrested on 3 other occasions by law enforcement.
Hubert Leverich, 40, was arrested by the Campbell County Sheriff’s Office in Virginia on charges of rape, aggravated sexual battery, and carnal knowledge of a child. Investigators believe that there were multiple assaults between January 1, 2008 and December 31, 2010. Mr. Leverich is a convicted felon with an extensive criminal history including arrests for weapons possession, contempt, possession of stolen property, perjury, cocaine possession, reckless driving, marijuana possession, trespassing, and larceny. Mr. Leverich is being held in the Blue Ridge Regional Jail without bond.
Sick Mfer and that forehead says it all.

Dustin Hartman: Man arrested after allegedly stalking, stabbing girlfriend's vehicle with a knife
Get a haircut and get a real job.

Marvin Potter Jr: Father accused of murdering couple who 'unfriended' his daughter on Facebook
Lets call this spade an unmitigated retard shall we?
Pep the Dog

From the Eastern State Penitentiary:

"Pep, The Cat-Murdering Dog" was a black Labrador Retriever admitted to Eastern State Penitentiary on August 12, 1924. Prison folklore tells us that Pennsylvania Governor Gifford Pinchot used his executive powers to sentence Pep to Life Without Parole for killing his wife’s cherished cat. Prison records support this story..."
Baaaaaad Doggie
Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes was arrested in 2008 and sentenced to 3 years in federal prison for income tax evasion.
Not enough money on planet earth for some, ever. Pffft.
Bonnie and Clyde

Travis Williams

Charge: disorderly conduct.
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was arrested in 2010 for cocaine possession, after a police officer smelled marijuana coming from the car she was in.
I know being a zillionaire heiress is tough work and all but what does this woman actually "do"?

James O'Neil

San Francisco, April 17, 1879

Michelle Lee Parkhurst

Michelle Lee Parkhurst, accused of trying to kill an informant.

Offender ID: PA00245
Hitman for hire was actually a cop, but turn that frown upside down.
M. Jackson
Nuff said

Roy Gutfinski

PITTSFIELD, Mass - Caivus Veiovis, also known as Roy Gutfinski, and two others were arrested and charged with three counts of intimidation, kidnapping, and murder.

Name Michael Campbell
Location Missouri, sex offender

I know the sign out front says we're hiring but ...

Name Lucas Jordan Minkel
Location Tulsa, Oklahoma
Age 30 years
Booking Date 11-16-2011


Wrong place at the wrong time, obviously blameless.
Bradford Evan Ball: Arresting Agency: Portland Police, Central Precinct
Arrest Date: 12/2/2011 1:30 PM
Booking Date: 12/2/2011 2:52 PM
Current Status: In Custody
Assigned Facility: MCDC

POSS METH (C Felony)

Innocent until proven, err, guilty.
Gerald Ellis Hughes: Hospital patient arrested after alleged attack on psychiatrist.

How could anybody possibly suspect our man?